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ultraviol-et:




urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.



he’s wearing crocs

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

humansofnewyork:

"I want to either open a liquor store or a funeral parlor.""Why those two things?""I figure those are the two things that everyone needs."

humansofnewyork:

"I want to either open a liquor store or a funeral parlor."
"Why those two things?"
"I figure those are the two things that everyone needs."

(Source: steezus)

cyborglovesong:

GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(Source: kappataincrunch)

beautiful-minerals:

Azurite and malachite

beautiful-minerals:

Azurite and malachite

dead-dogma:

As the moon ascends
The wolves come out to see the end
They hide from view and wait
To watch the ghost inside you come awake

dead-dogma:

As the moon ascends
The wolves come out to see the end
They hide from view and wait
To watch the ghost inside you come awake
pale-moonlight-19:

lol

Sunburnt, I’m waiting in my car. Just me and Jessica, through the speakers. It doesn’t smell like your dog yet, but it’s about to. I won’t mind.

The next morning when I get home and am sitting on the toilet, I will notice the water blisters on my arm, and I’ll feel like human bubble wrap. I’ll pop them and know where that sweat came from. But right now I’m drinking this vodka and waiting for you to come outside, trying to make this moment more romantic than it deserves to be.

It’s not until about three weeks later when I get all those mosquito bites, ten right in a row, forming a swollen constellation on my right arm (only), which will fascinate me on the couch in your bedroom. Tonight, I still have never seen your bedroom, only the room where your mother died. When the skin finally starts to peel, I’ll be at home on my own couch. There won’t be anything particularly remarkable or memorable about the experience.

Another shot, and I’m pretending like I still care if someone I love is hurting, and I’m crying hard, but (even though I am alone in my car) I think it’s just for show, just for attention.

obit:

1. The stuff beneath my underwear really started to exist when I was trapped on the balcony with my best friend and inside, through the fogged windows, we could see her mom and some guy we assumed to be her boyfriend moving with so much focus on the middle segment of their bodies. They disappeared into the bedroom while clutching and wresting and I stared at my best friend recognizing that there was something different about her but in some way I could see that she thought there was something different about me. We ran to the bathroom and stood pantless and in shock and with so many questions like, How do you even pee?

2. Sex ed. and diagrams and worksheets. Label A: The Ovaries. It’s lunch period and we are copying each others worksheets drawing lines to the fallopian tube and reminding each other that there are two ovaries and Mr. Feink is going to mark you down if you don’t draw lines to both. But across the courtyard and staring at me is Julie in whose agenda I’d written dirty jokes from a book my friend found at our bus stop and I’d illustrated the jokes to the best of my understanding. In my scribbles and drawings, blow jobs really included a lot of blowing of air on to the privates as if the penis was like a sail to be raised by wind. She laughed and I didn’t know she laughed because maybe she knew better. That summer while we lulled away the vacation, I ended up in another bathroom with her showing me something she’d seen in a movie. It’s so funny, she said. It’s almost tasteless. It’s just like the taste of the skin on the back of your hand.

3. My girlfriend’s mom hands me another beer with a sly wink then whispers, Only because it’s a holiday. I take a sip and notice the metallic tinge that the beer has on the tip of my tongue. I make a weird face and her mom laughs and she comes up to me and grabs the beer from my hand and drinks from it. She says, I guess it’s something you get used to. It’s good, I half lie to her while fuzzy from the two previous beers and I grab the beer back from her hands and take a bigger gulp just like she did because I want to be one of those guys that drink beer. She puts a hand on the lap above my swimming trunks and I take another drink but longer this time but so much that I can’t get it down in a single gulp. She leans in and takes the beer from my hand and places it on the coffee table then wipes a drop of the liquid from my lips. I feel warm and the couch is absorbing me and I’m drunk for the first time in my life and she leans in close almost to breathe on my shoulder and neck and her other hand comes up to my chest but then right at that moment I realize I need to pee.

4. Jogging again with my ex and we’re slowing down our pace to maintain a conversation. She starts to tell me about the benefits of her juice fast and I use my four units of Basics of Nutrition to explain to her that a sustained high fructose diet might not be as good as she thinks it is. But whatever, she diverts the conversation to state how she knows exactly what her body needs and she gives a hard slap on my ass and quickly jogs up the stairs to her apartment. I follow, of course — no, I chase. We end up on her bed doing some cool down exercises. She showers and I’m still there on the sweaty bed when she’s getting dressed for work. Do the sheets for me, she says and she shakes a big coffee mug next to the bed filled with quarters. I tell her that she’s so romantic and I wrap myself up like a burrito with her sheets and hop all the way to the fridge for something to drink but there’s only muddy, rainbow-gradiented juice in mason jars. No wonder she tasted so weird, I think. But her skin looks good.

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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Anonymous

Something I dislike about the day I’m having:

At some point last night I apparently hit my head pretty hard on something. I have no idea what, but now I have a big tender spot on my head.

Some real creepy shit, get your fix.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
kkcasbah:


we’ve come full circle

forever reblog

kkcasbah:

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we’ve come full circle

forever reblog